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[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

https://www.foo.be/docs/tpj/issues/vol4_4/tpj0404-0015.html

The Perl Poetry Contest - The Perl Journal, Winter 1999

#!/usr/bin/perl
#
# asylum.pl
# by Harl

close (youreyes);
bind (yourself, fast);

while ($narcosis) {
   exists $to($calm);
   not calm;
}

accept the, anesthesia;
seek the, $granted, $asylum'
and wait;

stat ically;

unlink and listen (in, $complicity);

for (a, little) {
   system ("sync hronicity");
}

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

TIL that Washington state has at least 1200 incarcerated students.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It is weird that the one before that wasn't just "single u"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They should sell BYD vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I would prefer a tank full of warm ooze and the rare steak please

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

someone at google floating the idea in the media as a leak to prepare everyone for the eventual disassembly of gmail

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

get better job after all the good people leave the country

if you are a loser brain drain can be a real boost for morale and promotions!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the perl monks have hidden away the monastic order safely until they are needed to fight the ai demons

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