Mischala

There is no such thing as a fish

Funny how capitalism trends towards libertarianism, but only for the rich.

Nono, they are on top of something.
And that something is fucking massive oil reservoirs.

Make you own community. Presumably with blackjack and hookers

I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad; I'm an assassin!

Agreed, why deploy a soldier when a predator drone could land a knife missile on that guy from several klicks up?

How many eagles per gun is 4 sauce packs?

Holy shit.. That means fonts that differentiate Zero from Capital O with a dot or line are technically false...

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL

Every experience is subjective?
No, it is the rest of the world that is wrong.

Your coworkers shame you for not donating your time to the company?
Seems pretty fucked up. sounds like yall need a union rep.

Here's a free gift.
The word homeowner has Meow in the middle of it.
It's actually ho-moew-ner
Good luck trying to forget this infohazard.