Magnetar

Aren't you supposed to be the land of the free?

The security of Linux 2000 will be based entirely on steganography, Linux founder announces

I honestly can't tell if you're doing a bit or are actually serious.

As if american measurements have ever made sense. Look up how they measure screws or wires and despair.

The avalanche has already started, it is to late for the pebbles to vote.

At least make the speed limit something reasonably like 160km/h.

Vacuum decay, or vacuum metastability event is the possibility in simple terms that the universe itself is not in in its ground state. If that's true, it might spontaneously change to its real ground state. Doing so will change fundamental things like the strength of electromagnetism, the weight of particles and so on. It would literally destroy everything in the universe, and we couldn't exist in what's coming after.

Good news, we're confident, that's probably not going to happen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_vacuum

Today is you 𝓛ucky day.

I've literally seen code that does something awfully similar. But you could have used an Enumeration.

Fuck, I think you just gave me an idea for an issue in my code that has bugged me for days.

Upvote for using Scala.

But does it do everything in anonymous functions and lambdas?

Scala user unite! There are dozens of us, dozens!