Lolman228

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My half-Jewish daughter tried matzo for the first time today. Egg and onion. The best kind of matzo. She declared it "just okay." in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Try cutting her into small pieces and feeding her to the hounds

Adult daughter. Should I disown her!? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

You could always just kill her and eat her organs.

If, say, you were the President with congressional support, how would you handle the “Gun Control” question? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Shoot the reporter

Do you drink milk from the cereal bowl? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Try water

What are the best conspiracy theories out there? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Lick a horny toad, dive deep into the cavernous tavern, it will be beamed to you in a vision

Reviews for "Leave The World Behind" being brigaded with copy/paste negative reviews - presumably because it was produced by the Obamas. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

God it even sounds like trump

Columbine vibes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm actually trembling. I think I peed myself.

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