LaVacaMariposa

OP, try again with La Pinta, La Niña or La Santa María

Honorable mention for the Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida.

I don't think the first one is irrational

Millennials can't afford mid-life crises :(

Why are you against learning the language of the place where you want to go? Immigrating is hard, and it's even harder if you're in a new place by yourself and can't even speak the local language. You're going to struggle a lot that way.

That sounds like Spain

Also, people never mention how expensive all that special clothing is. No, thanks, I'd rather not spend hundreds of dollars just to be able to step outside. Plus special equipment for the snow, etc. It's too much.

But what about the darkness? How do you mitigate the fact that it's pitch black so early in the day?

Sumo wrestlers don't eat junk, they just eat an insane amount of calories. But the actual food is very healthy and balanced.

Now it's called "plant based butter". I wonder what stage that is

"Why do girls keep ghosting me? I'm such a nice guy! Bohooohoooo"