KrakBamKrak

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Atomic Blonde

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.

Not everything requires a paper-trail.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.

But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

There's three of us!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.

Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!

They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.

One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.