KnowledgeableNip

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hey baby, are you DNA helicase?

Cause you can unzip my genes.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Didn't similar shit get Microsoft hit with antitrust lawsuits?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The eventual key gouge down the side is gonna look great though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Windows key? I use it constantly.

Windows + Left/Right to dock screens, Windows + E for a quick file explorer, Windows + X for settings and dev options, Windows + P to adjust your second monitor, I'm sure there's other hotkeys as well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I had a minor misunderstanding with my friend, how can I fix it?!"

'... talk to them about it?'

"oh, right."

Roll credits

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I use YouTube more than any streaming service and it was nice to get those perks. I am just waiting for the perks to be revoked and sold back to me one chunk at a time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People own the woods.

Pony up, rents due.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Is this the sequel to goatse?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I don't need luck, I'm a professional.

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