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My grandfather was in the very first submarine in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Maybe I should have posted the whole joke.

“I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.””

— Steven Wright

My grandfather was in the very first submarine in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It's a a Steven Write joke.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (lemmy.world)
 

A pouch potato

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My grandfather was in the very first submarine (lemmy.world)
 

It had a kaleidoscope

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What is the easiest building to lift? (lemmy.world)
 

A lighthouse

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity... (lemmy.world)
 

It’s impossible to put down

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I used to hate facial hair... (lemmy.world)
 

but then it grew on me.

I tried starting a hot air balloon business in c/[email protected]
What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I don't think I should post links. You can look up 'You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille' by Kenny Rogers."

What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? in c/[email protected]
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I tried starting a hot air balloon business (lemmy.world)
 

But it never took off

What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I was responding to a different thread, Or so I thought.

Anyway that is a really old song.

What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? in c/[email protected]
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't know, I just try to do the best I can

What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I know, I didn't check the voice to text output

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm a dad so it must a dad joke. I'm glad you are using levity when you're onboarding. New people are nervous as it is.

What did I witness? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

They probably tastes like chicken.

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What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
10 comments fedilink
 

You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

What did I witness? in c/[email protected]
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How do cats keep up with local events,? (lemmy.world)
 

The evening mews.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? (lemmy.world)
 

Fsh

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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… (lemmy.world)
 

… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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Knock knock (lemmy.world)
 

Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog (lemmy.world)
 

Now I can't find him

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