KellysNokia

All my homies hate agile, Jira, scrum, kanban, etc.

In truth none of these items are inherently wrong - what's wrong is leadership picking up new tools and adopting management structures expecting them to solve fundamental organizational issues.

Instead they only serve to magnify the outcomes of your existing corporate culture.

If you press F12 and look at the network calls you can see the insane amount of analytics they are sending for every twitch of the mouse

In idiom meta for this scenario, most Lemmy users are what would be considered 'the choir'

JavaScript developers hate this one weird trick!

puts on fake moustache "Hello I am new to the area and would like to procure one internet please."

I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy's incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost

People who spend a lot on Amazon have great experiences on Amazon, people who don't spend a lot on amazon have poorer experiences

I suspect when you contact them there is a dashboard that tells the customer service operator how much effort they should put in to retain you as a customer.

They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another's index choices

Dangit Bobby!

"I'm suing you!"

"What for?"

"It's a surprise 🎉🥳🎊"

I knew I wasn't the only one saying "PUSH IT REAL GOOD" every time I apply to master

Latter article is mostly AI generated images