JoShmoe

I just barely got this joke. Nice one

Is it possible that some hinges have hidden screws or use a different mechanism?

How can I adjust the force?

I need this in text message form

My landlady had issues. Having sex with her was frustrating because she wanted annoyingly specific things and provided very little feedback. She was also very controlling despite trying to avoid being in control. I think the fact I was renting out a room in her house made her act that way. We tried it about four times, but I only climaxed once.

I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

Thats right, it too goes into the square hole.

Yes

Jokes on them! I haven’t has sext in years.

Adding to this, we aren’t being charged separately for using the bathroom, livingroom, or garage. The internet should not be divided as such.

They finally reached crypto miner level awareness.

If you’re on an iphone you should be able to access reader mode or view. It bypasses JS and lets you view basic text and images.