JizzmasterD

Heart attack pointing at a cute animal…or a good 💩

Ah, I can see Toy Poodle from this angle!

Looks more like investigating having their photo taken

It will go away if you remove the labels from the sleeve and the stitch from the vent

Whole lotta regrets going on here…

8/10

I heard that denaturing proteins with heat also produces carcinogens!

Dang. That zany Kellogg’s cereal that the cool frog sells makes $19 billion a year 😳

Men

Can we call it pre-hack juice?

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Oh 💩

I’ve seen how this pooch balls, I wouldn’t fuck with their tax assessment. Fuckin’ D-men