Iamsqueegee

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Eh? (Smaller question by one letter).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Take Five - Dave Brubeck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Personally, the first time I experienced this.`

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

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