Eh? (Smaller question by one letter).
Iamsqueegee
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Take Five - Dave Brubeck
Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
Napoleon Dynadidn’t
Does anyone else make Jedi force gestures before walking through automatic doors at a grocery store?
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.
It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose
“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)
I heard it as “What do you call a cow that’s had an abortion?”
POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.
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Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.