ITypeWithMyDick

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

No it didn't, he waited the entire length of 30 seconds. They need to crank that up to 30 minutes!

"Opt out please"

NO OPT OUT, FUCK YOU!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Bastard stole my line

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'll take it. Can I call you 'Pop pop'?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Trained it all throughout my teenage years

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I type with my python

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I'm pretty good at typing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (15 children)

But we get to have lots of guns and facists. So it evens out.

Unrelated, anyone from not America looking to adopt am adult?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

100%. My credit union does this and its been super helpful when I need to send checks out. Paid lawncare, cleaners, and other misc bills where they take only cash or check.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

What a woke response. Now excuse me while I crank the AC so my snowflake body doesnt melt.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!

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