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Something like this. Not springy but rigid. They sometimes come in a set of increasing heights so you can train your jumping height/endurance/speed/etc. A great thing to have if he's at all interested in track and field, basketball, skateboarding, parkour, or really any sport that involves jumping.

I used to have a blast working on my jumping when I was in high school. It's a crazy good workout and feels good to progress in I think.

I know you can get them at Walmarts and Dick's if those exist where you are but they're sold many places I'm sure.

jump boxes

3rd: stutter badly and accidentally say something interpreted as offensive and then dig yourself even deeper trying to explain yourself

now we're cooking with gas!!

and make them explosively shit

nursing home. seeing two underpaid, coked out CNAs joke around as they stuff into a body bag the naked corpse of a man you were talking to 10 minutes ago really alters your perspective on life.

I can't complain. works fine for me.

oh well

Only one I ever use is the meta AI built into messenger because my friends and I can have it make silly and often extremely cursed pictures that make us laugh

but then you have to do itemized deductions which takes forever and unless you're mister moneybags or in an unconventional life situation, the standard deduction is almost definitely better. also tax write offs are not free money, you still gave the money to some sketchy "charity" it's just the government doesn't get a slice of that.

damn is that why I get so much spam and my number keeps getting spoofed by scammers?

improving the healthcare system is not even a topic of discussion this time around let alone something most people would see as abstract