HurlingDurling

Headphones are great. You can't work extra when you can't hear

This needs to be spammed by bots directly to his twitter (yes I know the deuce called it X now, but fuck that) account till the ends of time.

I can already hear my friends indian mom complaining when she's gonna be a grandmother (my buddy doesn't even have a GF right now)

https://mastodon.social/@nocontexttrek/111274561991448641

"Available"

For bots to get the whole stock for corporate needs

Rectum exam probe

Worse actually, but I get the reference.

HP used to make good printers... in the 90s

*commits

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Was expecting jack sparrow but this is much much better

I think there was an episode of Evangelion where they posed the same problem and solved by having multiple guns to switch to. I guess it's common knowledge of thermal dynamics? IDK

What a time to be alive