Ho_Chi_Chungus

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

pffft. just get the 1tb of storage and download more ram

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In the bottom left it shows the current year in the Aztec calendar, presumably cut off and the "current year" in the Gregorian calendar at 2015 AD. I'm 95% sure this is just some guy's alt history map, especially considering how many wack ass names some of these places have

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

As a representative of Hexbear, I hereby bestow upon you the highest award I can offer for this fine memePIGPOOPBALLS go fuck yourself

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

does "bigotry" against landlords and the bourgeoise class count

spoilerstuff holy fucking shit i actually spelled burggwasury right on the first time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does anyone have the blank version of this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 "HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

which one is getting the best head though???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Me, clocking out of summer in the northern hemisphere: "Good luck, bud. Glad to be the fuck out of there"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Clerk: "Um, sir, that doesn't look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?"

  • The jig is up. Run

  • Apologize profusely

  • [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don't know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

de-dice-6 de-dice-5

de-rhetoric Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] "Is this not a banana?" You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

de-savoir-faire Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: "Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana"

de-half-light Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

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