HiTekRedNek

joined 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

My sister can't see the big E on the old school eye charts.

My kid barely can, as well. They're practically blind without glasses.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, now my server is slowly floating into the sky....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

It's too late, he already broke his car while going around the corner.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Nah. We need to hack the planet.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cable TV providers in the 70s: "No commercials when you pay for our services!"

Cable TV providers in the early 80s: "Ok, we actually meant no commercials on premium channels, but local channels will, and it's not our fault."

Cable TV providers in the late 80s: "Fine. What we meant was no commercials on movie channels."

Cable TV providers in the 90s: "Uhm, so only on-demand shows will be commercial free."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Layer 0 obfuscation error.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thasjuss likyor up inyun, man.