Did that Romulan steal the bird of prey from a Klingon or something?
HerrVorragend
Soulsborne type games
Games feeling like a chore and force me to 'get good' in order to enjoy them? Miss me with that shit, or at least pay me for it.
Online games
Same as above, plus annoying people who take the whole thing too seriously.
"War's schon immer."
Too late.
I am offended beyond belief
For something more exotic, I would like to buy the ability to travel back in time.
Other than that, proficiency / mastery of musical instruments and coding or hacking abilities.
IRN Bru
Gazoz
Expensive liquor. Gin, Whiskey, Rum. I would try all the premium stuff.
Also, high quality organic meat only.
Anything between 28 and 32 sounds fine.
Wait, the thing about ads while fueling your car is real?
WTF?!
Cue, 30 seconds of annoying intro music
McFarmer (McD Germany)
Huh, thanks. TIL