GrimSheeper

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

I know you're just using the same title as the Reddit post, but "Muslim-American" is probably the silliest hyphenism I've ever seen

"Dongles per snongle" sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

Hey guys I found one

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don't have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

Potato Potãoto

Y'know I'm a patriot and all, but I wish we didn't spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let's stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

Drop out of school

Change name

Move to another country

Episode 10 of the podcast Let's Learn Everything! starts with a discussion of this incident and the ways that epidemiologists have studied it to draw real-world parallels.

It's a great comedy/science podcast; I strongly recommended it.

Wow, bald Gale looks a lot less greasy than regular Gale. I like it.