GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Flashbacks of grad school!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (5 children)

You haven't felt the struggle until you've taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they're little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I'm just standing there going, "Damn!".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I really enjoyed the live-action One Piece series much more that I thought I would. Other than that, we'll watch the occasional bad horror flick or goofy comedy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

It's included with our cellular plan. If they drop it, I be returning to the high seas, yarr.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Twenty years ago, Buffalo, NY. The Fat of the Land by Prodigy was still huge. A dancer in a strip club thought "Smack my Bitch Up" was "Snap my Picture". True story.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Feed a cold, starve a fever." Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

With all of the new red states this map would create, we might as well just rename the country Trumpistan.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Skynet return to monke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

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