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The headlines write themselves.

That one recently with the 2.3 billion record data breach is pretty bad, and we collectively had no way to prevent it since it was through a private company.

The CEO should ideally have the exact same name as the company. Like Tim Apple.

Or Sam Sung.

Pirate going straight for that booty

We are getting closer to the Futurama future where everyone gets around using pneumatic tubes.

They could design the stairwell like in a cartoon so that the steps go diagonal to make the entire thing a one-way slide.

Then you can go wheeee! during a fire escape.

Ah, makes sense. I guess a driver would completely freak out if that file gave no instructions and was just like "..."

How can all of those zeroes cause a major OS crash?

I've worked at companies where the documentation was either non-existent, not digitized, or very poor in quality. Add 10+ years to that when nobody is left at the company who worked on the original project and it can cause this exact level of frustration.

I've had that happen before lol

I was like wait this sounds familiar

The least they can do is put googly eyes on it. C'mon, bare minimum effort lol.