Godthrilla

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Front stoop of my house! Many a cigarette been smoked and many a quandary has been pondered

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Super weird! I am NOT the kind of person to get hit on, average on a good day. But thank you!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The Miss "my state" came to sing the national anthem for a big sports event at my job. I took care of the sound for her and we chatted a little bit. She was constantly barraged by guys coming up and wanting a picture with her, so we didn't get to have too much of a conversation. She sang the anthem, and was moving on to her next engagement and I said glad to meet you and was about to go back to the rest of my job. She stopped me and said " but we didn't get a picture together!" I told her it was ok, I understand that it's part of her job. She insisted and handed HER phone to someone walking by and insisted they take a picture of us. After they returned her phone she looked me in the eye and asked for my phone number so she could send it to me. I have a wonderful girlfriend and I would never cheat on her, but miss "my state" asked ME for my number, and I have been walking on air ever since.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Buddhism is effectively a "how to" guide to satisfaction , it just goes against everything corporations preach. To be fair, I'm not strong enough to be a Buddhist, but of the religions I've studied, it seems pretty open and shut, "follow these instructions and you will have a good life". Buddhism wins. But it doesn't involve parties and such

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Which is why I love enders game. Motherfucker was so brutal, the only thing slowing him down was exhaustion from killing EVERYTHING. The climax was about him realizing what he'd done

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I think it was the same intern that accidentally told Hawaii it was about to be hit by an icbm

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I just want to say thank you to OP. I am going out and treating myself to all the stuff little me wanted

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Fuck yeah brother. I'm glad you God that perfect itch scratched. Also. Buy all the beyblades!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Best. Toy. Ever. I am both proud and so very envious of you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

My girlfriend has an unopened original Optimus prime. I told her how fucking awesome that was, she gave it to me as a "dowry'. I fucking love that woman. Yes I'm going to marry her