Garbanzo

Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It's like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I'll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

So you're telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

I'd like to see a cookie notice that just says "it's your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we're gonna use them and you can safely assume we'll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks."

sharks are older than trees.

Living ones?

Sure, but we're in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

This might do the trick: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.atakmap.app.civ

Closer to kwest-chun

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Yes, I knew that. If I could remember which layer of which tree I'd be all set.

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain't hitting shit with that math, yo.