FarceMultiplier

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

The urinals at my work are terrible, even though I'm 5'10". One is so low that it's like pissing in a bucket. The other is so high it's like pissing straight ahead.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear it was the South African Shitbeetle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Currently. I've got none.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Trust corporations to ruin something people enjoy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Net negative matters.

I could, for example, kill every animal in the forest then claim how good it is that the plants grew so much that year without so many things eating them. In the long run, it's very negative however.

Same for billionaires. You could say how great it is that we have electric cars, but who gets hurt and could it have been done without harm to people or society?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Far better than the shitheads that add nothing to the world and become billionaires through financial manipulation and employee exploitation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I spotted a Vectrex in a flea market in a small Canadian town and had no money. :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I hate that I got rid of my tapes from the 80s.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I don't know about paranormal, but maybe just access to the savant part of my brain. A friend was counting a ziploc full of pennies and was about 10% of the way. I blurted out a number without thinking, and I was correct in the end. Not a small number either...something like 879.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There's always 'self'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I hope they eat well.

 
 
 
 
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