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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well how far back are we talking? 200,000 years or just since writing was invented. Technically those cave paintings from tens of thousands of years ago could be telling historic events of some kind but if we even just say “only since 5000BCE” and only consider events of significant historic consequence shaping any given region (as opposed to neighbors starting a blood fued by shitting in each others yurts), then it’s STILL probably like 90% lost which is just wild.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sometimes working at something for long enough puts you into like a fugue state. It’s like the opposite of “flow” where you just dumb down.

^This happens to me only when I had entered my dumbzone the previous shift

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (15 children)

It’s honestly fucking hilarious how hard Musk has Trumped this company.

People are still going to call it twitter and tweeting because it’s usable in a sentence. Calling it “x” is a thoroughbred-mouthbreather move. For example:

“Twitter tweeted an announcement that it would add disclaimers to tweets with misleading and false information regarding voter fraud”

“X x’d an announcement that it would add disclaimers to x’s that american elections are rigged and Trump and Musk are totally not the swamp they complain about”

Blaze your glory!

At a certain point it’s not trolling, you’re just being a retard.

[–] [email protected] 185 points 1 year ago (15 children)

They want it to be difficult to cancel. Shit like this should be illegal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I already got permabanned from reddit for saying “cunt” so fuck that cunt website. I used to lament how terrible it was becoming but, now that I’ve removed myself from it, I’m just watching it crash and burn and enjoying every bit of it.

Soon the website will only be bots and shills and a few people who never say anything even slightly aggressive/controversial/opinionated/crass. A boring, sterile shell of its former self— just a safe space for advertisements.

Eat shit and die reddit!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

reddit makes experience worse for users

Other shocking news at 11

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’m sure there’s some seagull out there with a 1000-yard stare who went through the most fucked up shit of his life in the 90’s and still remembers it like it was yesterday. He hangs out down by the bars and drinks discarded alcohol out of the trash, trying to forget, and then flies around drunk bumping into things.

The other seagulls look at him and shake their heads with pity “he used to be such a good gull.. so full of promise.”

[–] [email protected] 172 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Us common folks may not have flying cars or jetpacks yet but this shit is pretty dope.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The fuck is this OP?

Picture shows 500gb drive - 2/10 would not save

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

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