EaterOfLentils

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Elon is never, ever, ever going to Mars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

A lot of reasons, but the most straightforward one is that it looks like shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The sneeze sounded awfully close to "Luigi" so we're going to ban you for three days to be safe.

Five minutes later

Actually you're permanently banned because something something other account you haven't logged into since 2019.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately it's just a ubiquitous reality that people are the worst.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It will probably be easier once Reddit bans them for sneezing.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New mental illness boutta drop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Would you like a shmoke and a pancake?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Minus the genius and charisma"

You're describing an Austin Powers villain.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I am all for making the White House less secure at this point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not only can the right still not meme, it has apparently also lost all ability to recognize meme.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Apparently they keep getting tickets in China because they didn't bother to adjust the settings to accommodate Chinese roads and traffic laws. Result is Tesla is getting utterly crushed by BYD in their one major market that doesn't care about Elon's antics.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

It depends on how sus the people telling me that seemed. I would definitely question, but the desire to see what is on the outside would probably be inversely proportional to how content I was with life on the inside.

If I was like, "This place fucking sucks," and they said, "TS, there's nowhere else to go," I might take my chances.

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