Drusas

Shhhh, just recognize yourself for the comedic genius that you are.

I'm going to guess a big part of the reason that older women spread misinformation more than older men do is that women are more chronically online at that age as opposed to trying to be active and out of the house, and/or less likely to be employed and therefore have a lot of time on their hands with no kids to take care of now that they're all grown up.

I really hope that was a deliberate pun about cracking corn. I'm going to go ahead and believe it.

Pretty sure she's supposed to be in like her thirties, maybe forty-ish.

Yo grammy's fault

You know, I had never considered why we don't have hood ornaments anymore. It does make sense, though.

From the article, it kind of sounds like he regrets his choice already. And not just because he injured himself on it!

As long as there's no mud.

I don't cringe every time I see them in public just because they were already becoming common here before Musk outed himself as being the twat that he is, but anytime I see a new Tesla, I definitely have no respect for whoever may be driving it.

Reptilia by The Strokes and probably because I listen to it a lot.

I would not. There's enough suffering in the world.

Sitting outside and listening to the birds. Growing plants. Taking my dog to the park.

Basically, disconnecting from humanity and enjoying the natural world.