DragonTypeWyvern

If you're in America, not only are small business loans often forgiven if the business fails, but failing as "CEO" is generally seem more positively on a resume than succeeding as an employee.

Just saying, only you know your circumstances, but it's probably a more viable option than you think.

Hey, Shaq:

I saw you bully that skinny white boy into eating something you were scared of. Kobe would have just taken it like a man.

(But we both know Jordan wouldn't have made it past #5)

People like the Shaq one too, but it just made me realize he's an asshole. That makes it a good interview, sure, but that doesn't seem to be why people liked it.

Eh, most governments at least have the balls to call them revolts or rebellions if they win, instead of sucking up to pure evil.

Both the War of Independence and Revolutionary War imply that it's a civil war.

Ohh I like that.

Slap em a little more on the branding, you didn't "own" anything, cousin fuckers, you just held them against their will.

The ads

It's got a lot more history than that, but yeah, it's important to remember that all fascist thought is ultimately based on fear, feelings of insecurity, and projection.

Johnson "wins" by not being as good an actor as Bautista.

To be the heir of Arnold you must be a bit cheesy

Okay sockpuppet boi

Hmm, probably not. If I was on a community based on mbin though, maybe?

Ironically enough, there's some actual McCarthyism going on in here.