Diddlydee

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The joke as I heard it is 'what type of dog did the magician have?'

I just learned the jam in Jammie Dodgers isn't raspberry or strawberry, and i'd never have guessed the real fruit in c/[email protected]

xkcd #3004: Wells in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

What is your Halloween Costume this year? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Either Michael Myers or my ghillie suit.

so I'm at my favorite fictional club, and I ask the DJ to put on a specific Classical Composer's music in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Don't go Bach

You can't transfer an European kitten's data to a server in the USA in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

God, that was awful. How do I forget this?

Kinda catchy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Shirts that should be destroyed and never mentioned again.

What's your favorite and best Content to fall asleep to? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Nothing. As close to silence as possible.

TIL about William Phelps Eno. He invented traffic regulations, the stop sign, the crosswalk, the roundabout, the one-way street and pedestrian safety islands. He never learned how to drive. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 months ago (7 children)

He didn't invent the roundabout. It was Eugene Henard in France about 30 years prior. He also didn't invent the stop sign (Harry Jackson). There were also one way streets in England before the US existed.

bot casually stealing comments in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

*Shitter or The Artist Formerly Known As Twitter.

What book that hasn't been adapted into a TV show or movie do you think deserves an adaptation? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's one of my favourite series of all time. Worth another go.

What book that hasn't been adapted into a TV show or movie do you think deserves an adaptation? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's just the first book. The other 3 books were much larger and had plenty of character content.