Deepus

Thats pretty clever. I might have to start doing that.

Hah! Exactly, what a twat!....come at me Putin!!!

You think he gives a shit about his soilders getting a little toasty?!

I feel like you've worked helpdesk at some point.

Im intrigued, what do you do for a job?

Terminal for ever!!!!

I use it only to get niche porn that can be a pain to find manually online.

Im pretty sure OP is just yanking our chain.

Damn the smoking at the desk must have been awful. Dont get me wrong, im a smoker and do enjoy a indoor cig every so often but sitting around it all the time cant be nice.

*...30-foot flame-throwing range, and Wi-Fi and Bluetooth"

Is that wifi6? 🤔

Yes thats part of it. The full saying is "Don't throw glass at your rock house, unless you want a glass moat."

Ebay.