Davel23

I buy manufacturer refurbished drives from serverpartdeals.com. They come with a 2 year warranty but I've never had a problem with any of them.

I don't know about the "becomes commonplace" part, but mangled idioms are generally called "malapropisms".

If you're still having a problem after that try clearing google.com and youtube.com cookies.

Where's the "check Caps Lock key" step?

You're right, that's a good dumb internet joke. I'm just being needlessly pedantic today.

Are you confusing the Habsburg Dynasty with the Hindenburg?

I usually get an Otterbox case for my phones which come with a belt clip.

You know what you need to do with that guy's phone.

Take it to the bridge...

No, it's from a game called Total Distortion.

whatever ass-backwards state Musk chooses

Pretty sure he's headed to Texas.

I suppose technically it's Latin, but I've always been fascinated with "syzygy".