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Obligatory Shattered Pixel Dungeon recommendation.

You can get it on the F-Droid store, but there's also a bunch of other versions (some easier some harder) in the main google store.

So which brand is it?

I can't tell if this is real life or sarcasm....

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

U.S. born and raised. I've traveled a moderate amount and have literally never heard this (most of time spent in Mid-Atlantic, Gulf Coast, and Southwest)

The dude is my wife's gay best friend for life.

In our early days of me dating my now wife, dude was my wife's roommate. The two of them moved to a larger apartment to better accommodate two people and pets. Guy almost immediately quit his job and stopped paying rent. He contributed nothing to the household (didn't cook or clean) while also feeding the cat enough treats to make it obese (something that is having follow on consequences years later). He also didn't eat home cooking, and racked up a massive debt by eating McDonalds almost daily.

His above actions left my now-wife with a drained bank account and in a horrible mental wellness condition. She needed to travel for work, and so as she left, he moved in with his "big farming daddy" on the other coast and I had hoped he was going to be out of our lives forever.

Apparently that relationship didn't work for him. So he moved back to his parent's place where he struggled to keep a job. After ~2 years of no job or education/training, he was eventually kicked out of his parent's place.

And so right as my wife and I finally have a stable working situation with our careers that we could make work for the next 25-ish year (read as: to a slightly early retirement), ol' boy shows up on our doorstep with <24 hours notice saying he needs a place to stay while he "attends college"......in one of the most expensive areas to live in the U.S......"just out of coincidence"

He is the same age as I am, and I'm having to take my ass who worked through a STEM college degree, a military enlistment, and YEARS of network building to build a stable life for me and my wife and put it on hold for him. We had hopes of an early retirement that are being postponed to ensure this leech has money for gas and food to eat in campus.

So yeah, I hate that bastard. But he's my wife's friend and is reasonably charismatic, so no one "gets what my beef with him is".

Ads appearing as messages in the inbox? Pretty sure Gmail is on the way out too.

Upvoting for admitting you were wrong in your edit.

I wish more of the internet acted that way.

As a "non-foot" person, my rationalization: seeing people with bare feet isn't typical. Usually, when you do see a barefooted person, its in an intimate or very personal setting and so your brain gets those vibes from seeing feet.

Why dirty / smelly / gross feet appeal to people will forever be beyond me.

Whoa whoa whoa, this is definitely for distilling water.

I would never consider distilling anything illegal with this pinkey promise

Please, only plebes go for the pallet.

If you really want to maximize your per berry savings, then you need to buy the dockside warehouse package.

Neat. I didn't know any services like this existed.

Should I be wary of using this while logged in to my Microsoft account?

Wow, I think that is an instant winner for the annual "most dogshit excuse for cops to do a thing" award.