Dagwood222

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago

Old time comic W. C. Fields was once asked how to become successful.

He said a man should castrate himself, burn out his taste buds, make himself as blind and deaf as possible, and then the only thing he could enjoy was money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

In the mane, I like jokes about African feline predators. No lion.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (8 children)

The stupidest thing about Trump is that he could have extorted billions of dollars out of the Saudis on Inauguration Day. Even Team Rocket could have figured that out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's for parents with a new baby. Condoms would be quite early for the later and much too late for the former.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

LPT. If you know any new parents, one of the best gifts is a world map for the baby's room. Teach them colors and shapes when they are little; then numbers and letters; finally history and politics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You've got Paul Bunyan and John Henry, but I've never heard a tall tale about a scribe or a printer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

If it wasn't underwear I'd advise you to ask a fellow of similar proportions what they like. It's one thing to discuss jeans with a stranger irl and quite another to ask about intimate attire.

Have a good day, internet stranger

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No recommendation is any good. Again, as with true love, what makes the heart of one man soar like an eagle will only throw another into the nadir of despair. Many a man rejoices to have their intimate areas caressed by Calvin Klein, but the same brand has strangled the gonads of the unfortunate few.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My friend, it's like searching for true love. You're going to have to go out there and spend the money and try on different styles until you find the right one.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

And your comment is relevant to 0.005% of the people in the world.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That answer also works for Hooker School.

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