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Nu-Mad Max 3: Boomers doing the War Boyz "witness me" bit with riding lawnmowers, weed eaters, and mayonaise.

riding lawnmower comes screaming out of the garage at its max speed of 5 mph, the driver dual wielding leaf blowers

Misread the post title, thought everybody jumped and left you all alone.

See that parachute over there folks? Its rigged! Rigged I tell ya. Don't trust it. If I jump out of a plane with that 'chute on and fall to the ground, to my untimely demise, it would be because it was rigged.

“Fuck your magic, free Lilo and Stitch”

I shout as I start downloading Lilo and Stitch from a torrent

At this point they get to throw everything at the wall and see what sticks.

Self defense is self defense, would we expect some different behavior from a country being attacked from outside interests with publicly accessible end to end encryption services?

blocks appear to be part of a crackdown on internal dissent in both countries.

Or... you know... at least for Venezuela, the USA constantly fucking around with their elections and politics and local assets using Signal or something. Maybe, I dunno?

Depositing checks is about the only useful thing I've seen on my local bank's app, but that only matters if you do business stuff with people who pay with checks.

Wonder if there will be some Democratic attempt to do a reverse "Purple Heart Band-aid" thing with this?

Wearing tampons as earrings or something.

Not sure why everybody needs a copy of my, I mean, somebody's porn passport.

Unfortunately I'm not in any specific position to have access to things that could be of help.

But good to know.