Cornucopiaofplenty

I learnt from Alnwick Castle poison garden in north England that catnip makes humans grouchy, and historically was used by executioners to feel less bad about executing people. No idea how true that is but it makes an interesting thought!

PNS Syndrome - or PIN Number Syndrome Syndrome - or Personal Identification Number Number Syndrome Syndrome

My absolute most hated saying from reddit is 'boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time'. I don't know, it just really irritates me! I totally agree with the sentiment, it's just the rhyme makes it feel so childish and reactionary.

I have a friend who writes 'a bit' as one word... '"I was feeling abit weird". That really peeves me!

Honestly I love each of the avalanches albums, I understand that their sound changed a lot and that isn't gonna sit well with everyone but I see the genius in each one for their own reasons

There's nothing stopping you still! I find the ritual of placing the disc and needle and turning it over halfway through is quite satisfying. It really makes me feel as though the music is more valuable and I'll be more likely to actively listen rather than if I just put it on my phone with the tap of a button

I can't believe you guys have been hiding wet-ass pussies in Walmart ceilings this whole time

The idea of drinking someone else's cereal milk makes me quite squeamish

I'm sorry about your dog's anus

"Well hello there friends!" Chef Jean Pierre makes me so incredibly happy every time I put one of his videos on. His delivery, humorous self-awareness, and sheer passion for cooking never fail to put me in a good mood. Highly recommended!

Damn you got some real nice smelling armpits