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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A GBII gif I made to announce my wife's pregnancy.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is why:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's 5% of the .06%. So over 38mil vaxed. 23,002 had any reaction. 1,150 had any major complications.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I believe this is "Say Cheese and Die"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Cat: So, what is it?

Kryten: I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

Rimmer: A white hole?

Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Lister: So, that thing's spewing time...

Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat] ... back into the Universe?

Kryten: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

The Cat: So, what is it?

Kryten: I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

Rimmer: A white hole?

Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

Lister: [minus the hat] So, that thing's spewing time...

Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat, again] ... back into the Universe?

Kryten: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

Lister: What time phenomena?

Kryten: Like just then, when time repeated itself.

The Cat: So, what is it?

[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]

The Cat: Only joking.

-Red Dwarf