Brickhead92

joined 1 year ago

Has anybody ever made it extremely obvious to you that you're neurodivergent? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like you're going to the wrong music instructors.

What do you do with pineapple core? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that not chap-hop

Mystery creator of Bitcoin identified, new HBO documentary claims in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Google now requires JavaScript in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately not. Some things just don't work on Firefox no matter how hard you try.

Black mold growing on the dispensers at my local McDonald's in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, and the toilet rolls have been replaced with duct tape rolls.

The Guy Who Designed the iPhone Made a New Button in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that's where baby magnets come from.

I am not a bot. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

TIL TIL: LaserDiscs were first marketed and sold in 1978 — and they were originally called DiscoVision! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Disco Stu likes DiscoVision!

Ik ik but control yourselfs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dickface

What was the last movie you watched? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The last kids movie: The Incredibles 2, great as always, and highly recommended along with the 1st. Very excited for the 3rd.

The last non-kids movie: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. I recommend this to anyone who likes movies similar to The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Everyone in it does a great job and is interested that it is based on a true story, albeit embellished, but also the basis and inspiration for the James Bond books.

TIL that British judges and lawyers wear white wigs to bring formality, solemnity, and anonymity to the courtroom in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Laugh at a lawyer wearing a wig, and they will come to your house at night and cut you!

can we be all rich together? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!