Blackout

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Always listen to the end credit song too 😺

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dude, I don't want to go to heaven

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago

Bot farms are always early adopters

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Toyota, we'll love you even if your parents dont

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The have a hidden menu there. Just ask for the "Butt Blaster" and they will know what to do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The future Apple wants us to have:
footure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I wish I could afford to get my prostate professionally enlarged. Instead I have to do it at home with a pickle jar :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They sharing life changing deals to you and still no tip with your rent this month. Poor landlord 😒

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The ZEV T3-5D Mini Suv

ZEV!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

You can just print your own forklift license online, that's how I got started. They didn't realize it was fake until someone noticed it was signed in crayon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Exactly. Where I grew up you would have nothing without your family, and they are all rabid believers. So the choices are toe the line or abandon it all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

None of the industry standard CAD software work natively with Linux. Just not worth it for that purpose

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