Blackout

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

That kitty prefers windows

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Thanks to YouTube I am now a Zoroastrian. That algorithm just knows me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They got the New Jersey package from their contractor

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

As usual I refer to KTVU out of San Fran for the best ones: crash

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Some dude out there, smoking a bong right now, has a Flac of everything ever made. Piracy will save history

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Go back to weekly baths and wear the same outfit every day without washing. Would benefit the environment, reduce slave labor in the fashion industry, and keep people away from me. smelly

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are they going to require government monitors if you own a CNC machine next?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Best day ever, followed by the worst day ever. I had to go into work early that day :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Think of all the good I could do with a trillion dollars. I'd have to create a lot of destruction of other people's wealth to get there but they will understand. I really need a trillion dollars!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm fine with getting rid of the immigrants in America but it has to be all immigrants. European, every body. Got to get a visa from the native peoples if you want to stay and work. Hopefully they reject the racists.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'd also add participate in local politics. There's no law saying a 20 year old can't be any elected official but president.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I buy them in 3 packs on Amazon. $9.95 and it's always in my buy it again list

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