James Bond is actually a time lord. It explains why he changes how he looks every few movies. This is backed up by the fact that Timothy Dalton played a time lord once in Doctor Who.
BananaPeal
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A little too real for work, huh? 😂
My first thought: "Princess Diana was a real person."
Derp
Holy motherforking shirtballs... someone stole my post idea!
Yes Babe, I am real man
No worries. Misunderstandings happen. 😀
Perhaps I should have said "plush dog."
I blew way too much money on a stuffed dog at a hotel general store for my wife. We were driving a Uhaul during a snowstorm to move in together. The roads became very slippery so we decided to sleep through the storm. It was our first hotel stay together and money was very tight, but it was a romantic gesture. She cherished it until our son claimed it as his own personal "security blanket."
The Mask is sssssmokin'!
On the delete key!
I prefer to hang out with my wang out.
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