ArchmageAzor

I want to find a job that isn't too much for me and pays well. The search has been on for ages and goes on.

Just wait until it mishears what is in actuality a man with an Irish accent saying the word "neither"

"Looks like you'll have to pay for Word instead"

A Nintendo Wii with Super Mario Galaxy, it was the first game console I ever owned.

THANK YOU SATAN

More Nessies mean it's even more likely one gets documented

Last night Bigfoot was in my back yard eating the grass like a goat. I forgot to document it but it really happened guys!

It's always sad when you go to a community for something you like, something that's widely popular, and see the newest post is 2 days old.

Whenever I eat spicy food my tongue stops working and all I can taste is bitter and pain

This was the original cyberpunk-transhumanist message. Not "cybernetics will destroy your soul" but "corporations own your body, or worse parts of your body"

In that case, never check out the rest of the Soulsborne series

I got 150 upvotes on a post, that's when you start feeling godly