AngryHumanoid

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Mine is "GetOffMyLAN". Then one of my neighbors changed theirs to "GetOffMyLan69". I'm not even mad.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

As was pointed out in another post this is a bullshit click bait headline. The article makes it clear that shareholder value matters to upper level employees but that as a company they should be looking for other means to motivate everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Oh man that's gold...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why are you so interested, what are you up to? ANSWER US!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So you're NOT going to immediately touch yourself carnally?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Teach us your ways, sensei.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago (12 children)

Wow, they're using Artificial Intelligence to do the same thing predictive analytics has been doing for over 50 years, what a time to be alive!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

In this scene he's in prison on Asgard. Can you imagine what he's done just for a cup of Asgardian Battle Juice or whatever they call it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Close: "Reality has a well-known liberal bias."

 
 
 
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