On an evening such as this It's hard to tell if I exist. Pack the car and leave this town. Who'll notice that I'm not around?
I can hide out under there... I just made you say underwear! I can leave but I'll just stay. All my stuff's here anyway.
Pinch me - Barenaked ladies
Recently I've just been doing cento crushed tomatoes (canned). You need to season it (at least salt and pepper dear God) and ideally add some onion and garlic, maybe mushrooms or meat. But I'm also the type to add additional seasoning and ingredients to "finished" store bought sauces anyway, so maybe you're looking for something more complete