Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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How do these genes look on me?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

DNA saw RNA sulking around one day.

"Still single?" Asked DNA.

"Always," said RNA

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'll be throwing out some occasional non-seasonal Dad Jokes since the Christmas themed ones don't seem very popular.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hey baby, are you DNA helicase?

Cause you can unzip my genes.