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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Odd, my google search just has a bunch of Lemmy/Mastodon results. Surely I'm doing something wrong, do I need to disable SafeSearch?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Simple quantum search entanglement. By observing the result, Torvald has changed the outcome.

But seriously, it's because his post gets reposted and federated across all those instances, and Google deems those more relevant than the GitHub page.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That’s weird, whenever I put that in my Google I just get a result of OP’s mom

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta implement this in my sites

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How? I'm asking in behalf of a friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What? Just use an unique string that doesn’t give google results. When your site is inevitably crawled then you will be the one result