this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a God tier comeback, and the friends are cunts. Fuck 'em.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well… sounds more like the friends were all in the same one at the same time

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Not necessarily at the same time but yeah

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's because you didn't out smart her, you out asshole'd her.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Nah she deserves it. OP can't do much about the speech impediment.. but the sister should have been careful

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it wrong to be an asshole to an asshole now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Socially? Yeah. More generally? Probably still yeah, but you'd at least have more people shrugging and saying "yeah, that tracks".

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

One thing I've learned through personal experience, is that being the bigger asshole just makes everyone hate you, even if you're justified in your actions. It's not fair, but it is what it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's a pretty good come back though.

(do y'all know how much I had to force myself to not say "cum back")

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Guess she can dish it out but not take it, huh. Anon didn't actively choose speech impediments either, mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

While the comeback is great, a rhotacism is pretty treatable with a bit of effort.

I'm an Isaac Arthur fan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Classic graphics cat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lol, get rekt