this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can you imagine dusting this room?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

At this point just glue everything down and get out the leaf blower

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That's what my first thought was. Why would you want soooo many things with nooks and crannies that your duster would have trouble getting in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

What else are you paying staff for?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It's like a brand new TV in your grandparents' house.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

And I thought having 1 "feature wall" with a different colour was good.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

PHONE SHRINE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No upholstery in this residence has ever been directly touched by human flesh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ngl it’s kind of a cool room if you take out all the knick knacks/clutter on the tables.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

WTF?!?! The person who did all that us clearly mentally unwell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I did and I should not have done that. What a nightmare!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This must be the home decorating equivalent of "everything louder than everything else".