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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My brain just went to "you were trying to cross the border right? Same as us, and that thief over there"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

First time I heard the follow up line

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Fuck can we do this over teams

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

back to Monke

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, it would be simpler.

We all remember there's a tradeoff though, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Together ape strong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Why would they question bugs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
public static void itWasJustADream(Person)