MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
1725 points (98.8% liked)
Programmer Humor
32718 readers
278 users here now
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Rules:
- Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
- No NSFW content.
- Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins 😂
It's basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.
If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns
I stopped doing SQL (the language/syntax) because I use ORMs now. They make the job a bit easier, especially when doing table relations.
It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.
Yea, but did you pronounce that Essquel or Sequel?
Both in the same sentence just to fuck with people
In actuality I randomly switch between them. I am chaotic evil.
There is only one correct way to pronounce it. Everyone who pronounces it the other way is a moron.
the other
What about the third way?
If they’re talking to me? Moron. If they’re talking to someone who pronounces it the other way? Unconventional comedic genius.
"Squirrel"
Squeal
load more comments
(2 replies)