Fell off a tram on my 16th birthday and sprained my ankle. I didn't realize, so I went into the local river "for fun" and I conveniently forgot to take my clothes off. So I come home, and the next day everyone thinks I tried to kill myself. I don't think they believe the real story, even now.
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